Calm Adventurer Prints

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pina Coladas

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Ponies for Sale

"It's a franchise."

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"