Quiet Adventurer Prints

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."

Pina Coladas

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert Planet

Napoleon marches off alone

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Free Little Library

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'