Quiet Adventurer Pillows

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."

Hush puppy.

Pina Coladas

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert Planet

Napoleon marches off alone

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Make America Quiet