Lonely Adventurer Pillows

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Desert Planet

Club Antisocial

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I had half a date last weekend."

Napoleon marches off alone

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Castaway with a tennis court.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Footprints on Island.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

"Nice curvature."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"I like sad songs."

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."