Lonely Explorer Pillows

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Club Antisocial

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Napoleon marches off alone

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Just married.

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scarecrow Directions

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Shipwrecked.

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Introvert Career Faire.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

Footprints on Island.