Isolated Explorer Pillows

Desert CCTV...

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Be open to help.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Desert Planet

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Napoleon marches off alone

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Scarecrow Directions

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Shipwrecked.

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Just married.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

No Man is an Island

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."