Isolation Adventurers Pillows

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

Cellphone Islands

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fall on a desert island

"Yes, I'm alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Napoleon marches off alone

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"I had half a date last weekend."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Mind Island

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Your library book is overdue.