Isolation Adventurers Gifts

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

Cellphone Islands

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fall on a desert island

"Yes, I'm alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Desert Planet

"I had half a date last weekend."

Napoleon marches off alone

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm fine going all zoom."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Beware of dog"

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Mind Island

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."