"There's no privacy anymore."
Isolation Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a gift for the isolation enthusiast who treasures their alone time? Our collection offers humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate solitude, creativity, and self-care. From quirky mugs to comfy pillows, find the perfect way to acknowledge their love of solitude with a touch of wit.
"Stay back I'm still worried about a second wave."
"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."
Desert Island Zoom Support Group.
ACME Isolation Tank
Damn, cell phone!
"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."
stay safe in isolation
Memo - Latest social-distancing guidelines.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
Social Distancing Club
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
Fall on a desert island
'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'
The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.
A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.
"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."
"It's a pizza leaflet..."
"I'm fine going all zoom."
'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'
Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."
"No thanks, I need time away from madness."
Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.
'What luck!'
"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
"Beware of dog"
"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"
Mind Island
"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."
Isolation Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Isolation Enthusiasts Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that celebrate solitude and self-creativity—find a humorous or heartfelt design perfect for any isolation enthusiast.
Isolation Enthusiasts Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with clever messages that embody the joy of solitude—great for creating a peaceful sanctuary at home.
Isolation Enthusiasts Prints
Add a touch of humor and inspiration with our prints celebrating the quiet side of life—ideal for those who cherish their alone time.
Isolation Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty and comfortable t-shirts designed for those who love their alone time—perfect for making a personal statement.