Isolation Advocates Gifts

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Football fans in corona times

Distancing with the Stars

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Mind Island

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

Socially Distanced I heart N Y

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"There's no privacy anymore."