Independent Living Advocates Gifts

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Price may vary with weather.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Catalan sentence

China

'Fresh eggs!'

Castle Efficiency

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'Watch yourself.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Free Range Eggs.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Valuable Water

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'