Independent Living Gifts

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Rental Agency. Yes, I want a single apartment. If I wanted to live with someone, I'd live in a togetherment!

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Cellphone Islands

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

The Mainstream

"Yes, I'm alone."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

Rogue elephant

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."