Independent Living Advocate Gifts

"Are you sure we can donate him and keep the couch?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He's gone goth"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"You won’t need refills."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"You're too sedentary."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Catalan sentence

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Castle Efficiency

China

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Fresh eggs!'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'