Alternative Living Advocate Gifts

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I live an alternative lifestyle. I pay my bills.'

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

The Mafia Goes Green.

Castle Efficiency

'Fresh eggs!'

"You should consider buying."

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.