Simple Living Advocate Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The New Optimism

You live such a simple life, Nana. Not compared to a robin. That's not true. Excuse me? Robins fly south in the winter. I would too�If I could get their airfare.

LIVE. Period. It's complicated enough without having to worry about other things as well...

'Do you remember when all we got was an orange and a biscuit?'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

recycling

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Life is simpler in the sticks.