Simple Living Advocates Gifts

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Price may vary with weather.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Fresh eggs!'

Castle Efficiency

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"