Simpler Living Advocate Gifts

Welcome to our valley! It is a sanctuary as we have very little human activity here: there is no mobile phone or Wifi reception...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

'Fresh eggs!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Castle Efficiency

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'