Simplistic Living Advocates Gifts

'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Fresh eggs!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Free Range Eggs.

Valuable Water