Simplistic Living Advocates Gifts

'Life is great! No need to hunt or gather food: A bit of dirt every day is all I need...'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Price may vary with weather.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Fresh eggs!'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Valuable Water

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

The Rudges' peaceful home