Alternative Housing Advocate Gifts

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Price may vary with weather.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Castle Efficiency

House hunting is cruel.

'Fresh eggs!'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'