Alternative Housing Advocate Gifts

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

'Fresh eggs!'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Castle Efficiency

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

Free Range Eggs.