Housing Advocacy Gifts

'Housing shortage, what housing shortage?'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

Tech Bros for Affordable Housing

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Who Let the Dawg In?

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Homeless count.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"For sale £470,000 house included"