Homelessness Advocacy Gifts

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

"Lazy b****rd - with his single use plastic cups and Arial font!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Bank

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"There, that's better!"

The Thought Really Doesn't Count

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

The Bright Side

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"Just to let you know - we're putting up your rent again..."

Cut and Paste.

"You'll have come back later...we're busy watching the US presidential election..."

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

What of the Homeless Rich Folks?

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

Bums Without Borders

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

Local food shelves.

'Taking money from the old and disabled is despicable!' - 'If I was in politics it would be called bold and innovative.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

Low Budget Real Estate

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."