Homeless Issues Gifts

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Eric Adams Caricature

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"And in local news, somebody pooped on the Jenkins' lawn again."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Cut and Paste.

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

G20 Members in, homeless out!

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

Oil pipeline worries.

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'Red sky at night - the estate's on fire again.'

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

Security.

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

"I wouldn't sleep there!"

Chronically Unemployed.

Help me show the bastards!

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

"This so called bedroom tax has really hit a raw nerve with your Sid hasn't it!!"

'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks