Homeless Issues Gifts

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Eric Adams Caricature

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"And in local news, somebody pooped on the Jenkins' lawn again."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Cut and Paste.

G20 Members in, homeless out!

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

Oil pipeline worries.

Security.

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

'Red sky at night - the estate's on fire again.'

"This so called bedroom tax has really hit a raw nerve with your Sid hasn't it!!"

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

"I wouldn't sleep there!"

Chronically Unemployed.

Help me show the bastards!

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks

Stop It.