Experiencing Homelessness Gifts

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Thanksgiving 2020

'How animals mark their territory'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'No computer, no cellphone, no fax machine... no wonder I'm still single!'

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'