Experiencing Homelessness Gifts

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Thanksgiving 2020

'How animals mark their territory'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

Everything locally grown.

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

'No computer, no cellphone, no fax machine... no wonder I'm still single!'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'