Homelessness Gifts

OK...Little Issue!

'How did you sleep?'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'How animals mark their territory'

Thanksgiving 2020

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

America's Biggest Export...

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

Cards Galore.