Homeless Outreach Gifts

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

church

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

I got an A in despair.

Astronomers Without Borders.

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

"It appears the outreach program is working!"

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'

MANCAVELESS. Please help

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

OK...Little Issue!

Tourist Information.

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

'Born again bums'

"Always have food with your wine. Want half a sandwich?"

Worked my fingers to the bone.

Lost my lease. Help me get my home back!