Homeless Outreach Mugs

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

church

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

I got an A in despair.

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

Astronomers Without Borders.

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

"It appears the outreach program is working!"

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'Your husband tells me you like to spread the word...?'

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

OK...Little Issue!

'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'

Tourist Information.

'Born again bums'

'That's a platinum award. I've sold a million Big Issues!'

"Always have food with your wine. Want half a sandwich?"

Worked my fingers to the bone.

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

Lost my lease. Help me get my home back!