Homelessness Awareness Gifts

Can't decide what to do. Need coin to toss.

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Some Facebook friend you turned out to be."

Invisible. Please help

'I'm hoping to have the finances in place, to move into a cardboard box soon.'

MANCAVELESS. Please help

'You mean someone has been trying to steal your identity?'

'Born again bums'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'I think you'll be amused by its methanols...'

3 for 1 begging

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

Please Help: Credit Cards Accepted

No impulse control. Please help.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

'Hang on! - Here's another one just come up!'

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

"Psst - Evening News."

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Managerial positions are appreciated.

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"Yeah, that's a real sad story, you wanna hear mine?"

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

We Are Choosing to Make Hundreds of Thousands of Americans Live Outside All Winter