Addressing Homelessness Gifts

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Cut and Paste.

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

"This so called bedroom tax has really hit a raw nerve with your Sid hasn't it!!"

'Housing shortage, what housing shortage?'

'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks

'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

MANCAVELESS. Please help

The plight of the second homeless.

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

Luxury apartments coming soon

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

"Since the council started refurbishing to a high standard he's having difficulty letting his rat infested shoeboxes."

Tuckered Out

More lousy ideas for housing the homeless ...

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'