Addressing Homelessness T-Shirts

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

Cut and Paste.

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

"This so called bedroom tax has really hit a raw nerve with your Sid hasn't it!!"

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'Housing shortage, what housing shortage?'

'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks

'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'

Luxury apartments coming soon

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

More lousy ideas for housing the homeless ...

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

"Since the council started refurbishing to a high standard he's having difficulty letting his rat infested shoeboxes."

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

The plight of the second homeless.

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."