Homelessness T-Shirts

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'How did you sleep?'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

Thanksgiving 2020

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

'How animals mark their territory'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

America's Biggest Export...

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.