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"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Street Organist in the East End Slums

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

Managerial positions are appreciated.

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

"It doesn't have to be a fancy cardboard box. We're only going to sleep in it."

"Some joker spray painted on it, but it'll do for the night."

Recycling

"Luckily sometimes I get invited for lunch..."

'Fight income inequality!'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'Wait till your father gets a home.'

'Come, come young man - you'll just have to force yourself!'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'