Facing Homelessness Gifts

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Thanksgiving 2020

'How animals mark their territory'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

The plight of the second homeless.

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

MANCAVELESS. Please help

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'

Snail Eviction

'We'll never own our own cardboard box.'