Facing Homelessness Mugs

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Thanksgiving 2020

'How animals mark their territory'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'The plant may be closed, but Frank appears to be at 100 capacity utilization.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

"We're not getting much response on the doorstep."

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

The plight of the second homeless.

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'That remark is very offensive to the no-good bum community, sir!'

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

Snail Eviction

'We'll never own our own cardboard box.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'