Homelessness Advocate Gifts

'They're saying that with the new president change will be coming--I hope it's mostly quarters.'

'I work from home nowadays.'

Lost my lease. Help me get my home back!

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Bank

"There, that's better!"

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

From learning how to use an oven to overthrowing the system.

The Thought Really Doesn't Count

The Bright Side

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

Cut and Paste.

30 years of trickle down economics...

Bums Without Borders

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

Local food shelves.

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

Low Budget Real Estate