Supporter Of The Homeless Gifts

'That's a platinum award. I've sold a million Big Issues!'

Saxophone Player.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"Sorry honey, but moving boxes are sold out everywhere because of the rising rents..."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

Andrea Arroyo-Breonna Taylor

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

Keep the safety net in this crazy circus we call life.

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'It was the hand that fed us, you stupid dog! You should have eaten the food - not the hand!'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Will Work for Food Next Right.'

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

'I too would like to stimulate the economy by consuming.'

Homeless mechanic begging on street corner holding placard saying: 'Change Any Spare'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

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