Housing Advocate Gifts

Homeless count.

Cut and Paste.

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"There, that's better!"

Informal housing estates

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

Low Budget Real Estate

'Someone give me an opening bid on this valuable homeless shelter.'

Ghettoes in the form of Toes

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Real Estate Personals

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

New Homes

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Turtle Eviction

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

Battery Farm Housing

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Foreclosure.

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"