Apartment Advocate Gifts

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Beware of the Landlord

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

'No it's still not fixed'

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

IKEA Book

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"I've been evicted."