Apartment Strategist Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the apartment strategist in your life? Our collection features clever, creative products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their talent for turning small spaces into masterpieces. Delight them with unique items that match their eye for detail and love of stylish organization. Whether for a birthday, housewarming, or just because, these gifts will inspire and amuse your favorite strategic decorator.

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The runway.

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"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony" mockup

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

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'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?' mockup

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

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A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment. mockup

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

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Water is discovered on the moon.... mockup

Water is discovered on the moon....

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Fish-tank Skyscraper.

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"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?" mockup

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

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Upper West Side Story

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For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano. mockup

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

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'Honey, I'm home.'

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Natural Phenomena of 15-E

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"He lives in a block of flats"

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"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city." mockup

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

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Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

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'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.' mockup

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

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"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?" mockup

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

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"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right." mockup

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

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'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.' mockup

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

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"Did you order takeout?"

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Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.' mockup

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

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'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.' mockup

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

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"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know." mockup

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

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Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges. mockup

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

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'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.' mockup

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

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"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!" mockup

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

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'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!' mockup

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

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"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."

"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment." mockup

"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."

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"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two" mockup

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

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"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting." mockup

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

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"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio." mockup

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

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Chess cleaner

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Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones. mockup

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

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'What would you like done with your DNA?'

'What would you like done with your DNA?' mockup

'What would you like done with your DNA?'

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"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points." mockup

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

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"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea." mockup

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

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Apartment Strategist Gifts Collection

Apartment Strategist Mugs

Explore our exclusive mugs collection for apartment strategists, filled with witty and inspiring designs that brighten up every coffee break.

Apartment Strategist Pillows

Find the perfect pillows to complement your apartment strategist’s home — cozy, stylish, and full of personality.

Apartment Strategist Prints

Browse our prints collection for inspiring artwork that celebrates clever space planning and stylish living.

Apartment Strategist T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts designed for creative apartment decorators who love to express their style with humor and flair.