Real Estate Strategist Gifts

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'Mom, dad, we decided to save our money and live with you.'

"We will lay siege to yon castle, take it, then flip it with no money down!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Long and Short term investments.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Out of control

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Currency Stimulus.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Investor feels ruined after viewing abstract painting in gallery.

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.