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Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Beware of the Landlord

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'No it's still not fixed'

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

The lessor of two evils.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'