Apartment Agriculture Advocate T-Shirts

An apartment garden.

View to the Future

Garden.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

How Kale Took Over the World

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Milk Machine

Drought ruined corn crop.

Wordplay: Greens

Sri Lanka Organic Farming Crisis