Agrarian Advocate T-Shirts

"Here's the deal folks. You work my land and pay for all operating expenses. I'll kick you out pennyless when foreign investors pay me BIG TIME for it."

Farmers Bank: 'The bank that sticks with you through thick.'

Extinct Species: Small Farmers

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Tom Cotton

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

People! Save the Arctic.

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Milk Machine

Drought ruined corn crop.

"If you lot can't learn to fly soon you will have to go into politics."

Coronavirus recovery

"Any questions?"

'You got anything that'll kill harsh immigration laws?'