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"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Theft and Illegal Slaughter of Livestock

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

View to the Future

"Well, that one got away."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Static cling."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.