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Cows standing on each others back to graze as a team.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Will you two stop saying 'everything tastes like chicken'!'

"I love it!"

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Cursed with a horrible birth defect Harold would spend his entire life getting tossed around the farm while the other pigs went to market.'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

Speech Impediment Cow

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

'I sure apprecieate your advice, Doc, even when you are wong.'

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

The industrial waste of Male Hormone Replacement Laboratories has an effect on local animals.

'Did you pray like I asked you to?'

'Future for our kids? What future? The farmer has bacon and eggs for breakfast...'

"Clean eating? What the hell is clean eating?"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

I know they are free and everything. But we're not even on his route, are we?"

"I hate it when they tap the glass!"

Rooster

"Now that we're shorn, we can't feed on the high-pasture anymore: it gets too cold up there..."

Some cows can't help boasting about their abundance of wealth

'Hey! That's my Coat!'

'Don't stop grazing Pauline, just follow the sound of my voice!'

HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY! Have a good CRAIC!

'How do you expect to be a big ass like your Dad if you don't eat?'

Cow has different patterns from the usual spots.

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

The Farmer Sutra

'Soo-ey? I thought you said SUE ME!'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'Looks like we got ourselves another sooeycide over here.'