Farm Life Admirer Mugs

Cows standing on each others back to graze as a team.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Cursed with a horrible birth defect Harold would spend his entire life getting tossed around the farm while the other pigs went to market.'

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

"I love it!"

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I sure apprecieate your advice, Doc, even when you are wong.'

'Did you pray like I asked you to?'

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

Speech Impediment Cow

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Hey! That's my Coat!'

'Don't stop grazing Pauline, just follow the sound of my voice!'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY! Have a good CRAIC!

'Future for our kids? What future? The farmer has bacon and eggs for breakfast...'

'How do you expect to be a big ass like your Dad if you don't eat?'

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

The Farmer Sutra

'Soo-ey? I thought you said SUE ME!'

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'Looks like we got ourselves another sooeycide over here.'

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

Rooster

"Clean eating? What the hell is clean eating?"

Cow confesses to loving milk.

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

Some cows can't help boasting about their abundance of wealth

"Now that we're shorn, we can't feed on the high-pasture anymore: it gets too cold up there..."

"I hate it when they tap the glass!"

I know they are free and everything. But we're not even on his route, are we?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from