Farm Life Enjoyer Mugs

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

'My children have never been mollycoddled. A couple of them have been coddled, but not mollycoddled.'

What's the betting there's a bat in there?

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

An early space launch attempt.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Free Range Employees.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Cow of BEEF