Farm Life Aficionado Mugs

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

'The cattle are lowing...'

Peep Show.

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

'My spit smells worse.'

A majority of women said high heels made their calves look sexier

'I don't know about you, but people are always asking me why I crossed the road...'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Sheep dog late for work

No Assistant.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'

The role of administration.

Helluva tattoo, Colin!

Cow Grazing

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"My agent."

We're getting close!

Well, you did put it on your Christmas list!

I don't know what you are moaning about! I used to be a snail!

'Whoa... soccer style!'

'I've been doing some research and I can't find anything about working dogs getting a holiday.'

PSYCOW!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's free and it's s**t...and I'm not talking about the new Coldplay single!

She means nothing to me, I swear!

BIG HOOF

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"You turned all night long!"

"She is afraid of thunder!"

A were-cow.