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"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

'The cattle are lowing...'

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

'I don't know about you, but people are always asking me why I crossed the road...'

'My spit smells worse.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

A majority of women said high heels made their calves look sexier

The role of administration.

'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'

'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'

Helluva tattoo, Colin!

Cow Grazing

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Sheep dog late for work

No Assistant.

A were-cow.

"She is afraid of thunder!"

"You turned all night long!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

BIG HOOF

She means nothing to me, I swear!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's free and it's s**t...and I'm not talking about the new Coldplay single!

PSYCOW!

'I've been doing some research and I can't find anything about working dogs getting a holiday.'

I told you before, never call me on this number!

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'

"Looks like we're having leftovers."

We're getting close!

I don't know what you are moaning about! I used to be a snail!

Well, you did put it on your Christmas list!