Farm Life Devotee T-Shirts

'Oh, I don't dare feed him grain. He'll get too frisky!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"Well, that one got away."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Static cling."

You complete me!

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.