Farm Life Enjoyer Gifts

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

'My children have never been mollycoddled. A couple of them have been coddled, but not mollycoddled.'

What's the betting there's a bat in there?

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Cow in love'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

An early space launch attempt.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

No, I don

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'